Which living person do you most despise, and why?
I have the capacity to dislike anybody, but it’s only fleeting; I don’t have the emotional energy actively to despise them.
What is the worst job you’ve done?
Laying down slabs for the council.
How often do you have sex?
If I don’t have sex every day, I start to go a bit weird. It makes travelling difficult.
What is the closest you’ve come to death?
When a pal grabbed hold of me as I fell into an unbanistered stairwell at a rave. Would have been curtains, but for his sharp reaction.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
I haven’t achieved anything of note yet.
What has been your biggest disappointment?
There’s been the odd beauty on the dance floor I really ought to have gone home with.